Your Neon God. (the_evil_djinn) wrote in coffeefilter,
Your Neon God.

Amish Sex Party!

So I've recently heard a rumor that Amish communities sometimes offer money for outsiders to impregnate their women, to prevent defects and so on due to inbreeding.

I contacted a few different tourist offices that specialize in local Amish communities via phone and email, and they're currently doing some information gathering. If all goes well, I could have some dough to pay my rent next month and an Amish kid.

I was wondering if any of you have any information on this subject? Is it just another urban legend, is there truth to the matter? If it's true, how do they go about that sort of thing?

Also, would you impregnate an Amish stranger for 500+ dollars?

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